• Songwriters: Sam Lucid, Brian Patrick Murray

Look Johnny, I don't do the cooking
The hotels and the flights they need a booking
I never said you wasn't good looking
I never said you wasn't good

Look Johnny, knocking ain't for nothing
If you're barging in it better be for something
I never said you couldn't be something
I never said you couldn't be

Still better than yesterday in this world
I can't stop turning the page in this world
Red and yellow work best I'd say in this world
Look Johnny it'll be okay if you just leave me alone

Look Johnny, I don't do the cooking
The hotels and the flights they need a booking
I never said you wasn't good looking
I never said you wasn't good
Look Johnny, knocking ain't for nothing
If you're bathing then it better be for something
I never said you couldn't be something
I never said you couldn't be

But still better than yesterday in this world
I can't stop turning the page in this world
Red and yellow work best I say in this world
Look Johnny, it'll be okay if you just leave me alone