• Songwriters: Sam Lucid, Brian Patrick Murray

We all found it rather amusing
When Johnny took that gig
We said, "Why, Johnny? Why'd you have to do it to yourself?"
It should have been someone else instead

Why, Johnny? Why'd you have to do it to yourself?
Why, Johnny? Why'd you have to go?
Why, Johnny? Why'd you have to do it to yourself?
And how in the hell did you find your way back home?

When Johnny came back, he was different
He hardly looked the same way
Caught up and chatted maybe once or twice
But surely his demeanor has changed

Now, Johnny, now it's time to fix this for yourself
Now, Johnny, now it's time to show
Now Johnny, now it's time to fix this for yourself
How in the hell did you find your way back home?

Your way back home
Your way back home
How in the hell did you find your way back home?

I know it's really none of my business,
But surely I've got something to say
Not really sure just what they did to him down there,
But surely, he's been acting real strange

Look, Johnny, look, he hardly looked me in the eyes
Look, Johnny, look at what you've done
Look, Johnny, look and maybe next time you'll think twice
Just how in the hell did you find your way back home?

Your way back home, your way back home
How in the hell did you find your way back home?
Your way back home, your way back home
How in the hell did you find your way back home?
Just how in the hell did you find your way back home?