• Songwriter: Shel Silverstein

Hey, Merle, is anything sweeter than this?
(Maybe a few things, Chet)
Is anything sweeter than this?
Is anything sweeter or neater completer?
Is anything sweeter than this?
(You gonna pick it now huh?)
(Aw, that's beautiful)
(That would nauseate a person!)

Is anything country as this?
(Do that again!)
Is anything country as this?
(That's country enough)
Is anything plainer, like an ol' freight trainer?
Is anything country as this?
Look here, now!

Is anything faster than this?
(My!)
Is anything faster than this?
(Mm!)
Is anything faster?
Just watch it go past ya?
Is anything faster than this?
(You gonna play it fast now, huh?)

(Woo, wee!)

Is anything better than this?
Is anything better than this?
Is anything better than playin' together?
Is anything better than this?
Let's play one together, Chet