• Songwriters: Brian Patrick Murray

The green line's got a new train today
A dozen more the size, anyway
"Don't run no more", the Rutas say
I beg to differ in a new way
"What can I get ya?", Granya say
You paid a price and when we gave it all away,
I paid a visit to an old friend of mine
He never made it out of East Egg
He never made it out of East Egg

Freaky deakies in the Fenway, Freaky deakies in the Fenway
Freaky deakies in the Fenway, Freaky deakies in the Fenway
Freaky deakies in the Fenway

The blue light's got a new type of ray
Brightness dimmer, volume turned up all the way
I heard a song about my darling Clementine
Her shoes are made by Patagonia
And bought online at Amazonia

The red line is a fun one, they say
California never seemed so far away
I found another way to feel more alive
I'll tell you later on a Sunday
There was somethin' bout the feng shui

Freaky deakies in the Fenway, Freaky deakies in the Fenway
Freaky deakies in the Fenway, Freaky deakies in the Fenway
Freaky deakies in the Fenway

Commute like it's 1999
No rain, but it's purple all the time
I asked Dorney if the sun would ever shine
The only answer was a "touché"
Best last was the citrus marmalade
Another passenger was smiling all deranged
Say, "Orange line moving up assembly, have you ever heard a djembe?
I'll bet you've never played a djembe"

Freaky deakies in the Fenway, Freaky deakies in the Fenway
Freaky deakies in the Fenway, Freaky deakies in the Fenway
Freaky deakies in the Fenway