• Songwriters: Sam Lucid, Brian Patrick Murray, Jeremy Kaplan, Jimmy Law, Joey Babick

Craig - Craig, Craig, Craig
Craig - Craig, Craig, Craig,
Craig

There was a guy named Craig, he was a very cool guy
He had a very nice smile but he never was shy
Craig - Craig, Craig, Craig
Craig - Craig, Craig, Craig

There was a guy named Craig, he was a very cool guy
He had a real nice shirt and a real cool tie
Craig - Craig, Craig, Craig
Craig - Craig, Craig, Craig

There was a guy named Pat, he was a very strange guy
He had a real nice suit and an even cooler tie
Pat - Pat, Pat, Pat
Pat - Pat, Pat, Pat

There was a guy named Pat, he was a very strange guy
He had a real cool ride, but he was out of his mind
Pat - Pat, Pat, Pat
Pat - Pat, Pat, Pat

Now Pat met Craig, it was about that time
They had a couple of drinks, and they were out 'til nine
Craig, Pat
Craig, Pat, Craig
Pat, Craig
Pat, Craig, Pat

Now they were havin' a good time
Hey, we're havin' a good time, baby
They were havin' a good time
Hey, we're havin' a good time, baby
Have a good time