*** Unconfirmed ***

Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig,
Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig,
Craig


There was a guy named Craig, he was a very cool guy
He had a very nice smile but he never was shy
Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig,
Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig
There was a guy named Craig, he was a very cool guy
He had a real nice shirt and a real cool tie
Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig,
Craig, Craig, Craig, Craig

There was a guy named Pat, he was a very strange guy
He had a real nice suit and an even cooler tie
Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat,
Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat
There was a guy named Pat, he was a very strange guy
He had a real cool ride but he was out of his mind
Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat,
Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat

Now Pat met Craig, it's about that time
They had a couple of drinks, they were out 'til nine
Craig, Pat, Craig, Pat, Craig
Pat, Craig, Pat, Craig, Pat

Now they were havin' a good time
Hey, we're havin' a good time, baby
They were havin' a good time
Hey, we're havin' a good time, baby
They were havin' a good time
Hey, we're havin' a good time, baby
They were havin' a good time
Hey, we're havin' a good time, baby

{jam here, sometimes the song is ended/moved on from at this point}

Now they were havin' a good time
Hey, we're havin' a good time, baby
They were havin' a good time
Hey, we're havin' a good time, baby
They were havin' a good time
Hey, we're havin' a good time, baby
They were havin' a good time
Hey, we're havin' a good time, baby

Craig, Pat, Craig, Pat, Craig
Pat, Craig, Pat, Craig, Pat,
Craig