• Songwriters: Sam Lucid, Brian Patrick Murray, Kieran Tooker

People say I probably should see a dentist to fix this mouth full of lies of mine
They say "It's time", they say "It's worth it"
People say I gotta get down to Memphis to get this sweet tooth of mine aligned
They say "It's crap", they say "It's bullshit"

They say "Liar, liar, can you admit you were wrong?"
"Liar, liar, can you admit you were wrong all along?"

Now I've been all around, and finding a new dentist is like pulling teeth, mowing the lawn, or singing the same old stupid song
I've been all around, and finding a new dentist is like paying bills, walking the dog, workin' the same old stupid job
I need a newfound craftsmanship
He'll floss my frown with the guitar pick
Make them shine and make me smile for a while

People say "You've gotta see California", and I said "Why?"
People say "You really gotta go to California" and I said "Fine, maybe I will, maybe I will, maybe I will, maybe I will"

Liar, liar, can they admit they were wrong? I didn't stay long
Liar, liar, can they admit they were wrong, all along?

Now I've been all around, and finding a new dentist is like pulling teeth, mowing the lawn, or singing the same old stupid song
I've been all around, and finding a new dentist is like paying bills, walking the dog, workin' the same old stupid job
I need a newfound craftsmanship
He'll floss my frown with the guitar pick
Make them shine and make me smile for a while

Later on, I found myself in Carolina
In old Chuck Town, where I saw the light
He shook my hand, said "My name is Dr. Andy Greenberg" and I said "Hi"
Now heroes, they don't wear capes or a mask
But they can be your number one supply of laughing gas
Well Andy Greenberg, he did it for me, he saved my teeth
Andy Greenberg, he did it for me, he saved my teeth
He saved my teeth, he saved my teeth
He saved my teeth, he saved my teeth
He saved our teeth, he saved our teeth, he saved my teeth
He saved our teeth, he saved our teeth
He saved my teeth, he saved my teeth
He saved my teeth, he shaved my cheeks
(My teeth, He saved my teeth)